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“Failure is simply the non-presence of success. But a fiasco is a disaster of mythic proportions.”*…

When things go wrong– very, very wrong: an example from your correspondent’s childhood…

When Beach Park’s Howard Hilton was planning the Great Tampa Snow Show, he envisioned smiling kids, Santa Claus spreading good cheer, frolicking reindeer and lots of snow. A giant Christmas tree would hulk over the festivities, and there would be a massive, five-story ski slope.

Instead, Hilton’s eight-day event turned into the most flawed spectacle in Tampa history.

The event… was designed to promote downtown businesses during the Christmas season. Even though hundreds of thousands came to the show, it resulted in 47 lawsuits, three dead deer and several sunburned seals…

It was supposed to be a winter wonderland: “Tampa’s 1958 Snow Show was an epic fiasco” from @TB_Times.

(TotH to Rusty Foster and his glorious newsletter, Today in Tabs, which reminded me of a singular event in my first Christmas season in Central Florida… one that I had, I guess, repressed…)

For more (laugh out loud) stories of snafu: “Fiasco,” from This American Life (especially “Act One,” which is possibly the funniest true story I’ve ever heard.)

* Orlando Bloom

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As we celebrate shambles, we might note that today is Twilight Zone Day, a celebration of Rod Serling’s masterful series, The Twilight Zone (See also here and here)– in which, of course, unintended consequences feature centrally.

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May 11, 2024 at 1:00 am

“This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness.”*…

As Rob Beschizza explains, Pere Rosselló, an astrophysics student at Universidad de La Laguna in Tenerife, Spain, has created an animation depicting the gravitational collapse of Spongebob

Beschizza muses…

Just imagine being part of a civilization on the cusp of attaining a decent model of the universe’s origins—somewhere between Halley and Lemaître, and you start plotting backwards from where we are and where the Big Bang should be you find Spongebob instead. Running the numbers again and again. Such a universe has no need of Lovecraft, cosmic horror would be right there in the maths.

Rosselló [also] solved a three-body problem: the one of animating three bodies to look really cool

N-body simulation of the gravitational collapse of Spongebob Squarepants,” by @PeRossello via @Beschizza in @BoingBoing.

* SpongeBob, “Rock Bottom

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As we deconstruct deconstruction, we might recall that it was on this date (in an unspecified year) that SpongeBob met the green seahorse Mystery.

from the full episode “My Pretty Seahorse”

“How many general-relativity theorists does it take to change a light bulb?”*…

Jokes are where one finds them…

Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are driving along the road together – Heisenberg is driving. After a time, they are stopped by a traffic cop. Heisenberg pulls over, and the cop comes up to the driver’s window.

“Sir, do you know how fast you were driving?” asks the cop.

“No” replies Heisenberg “but I know precisely where I am”

“You were doing 70.” says the cop

“Great!” says Heisenberg “Now we’re lost!”

The cop thinks this is very strange behaviour and so he decides to inspect the vehicle. After a time he comes back to the driver’s window and says

“Do you know there’s a dead cat in the trunk?”

“Well, now we do!!” yells Schrodinger.

The cop thinks this is all too weird, so he proceeds to arrest the three. Ohm resists.

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* “How many general-relativity theorists does it take to change a light bulb? Two: one to hold the bulb and one to rotate space.” (source)

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As we chortle, we might spare a thought for Louis de Broglie (or as he was known more officially, Louis Victor Pierre Raymond, 7th Duc de Broglie); he died on this date in 1987. An aristocrat and physicist, he made significant contributions to quantum theory. In his 1924 PhD thesis, he postulated the wave nature of electrons and suggested that all matter has wave properties— a concept known as the de Broglie hypothesis, an example of wave–particle dualitya topic that occupied both Heisenberg and Schrodinger and that forms a central part of the theory of quantum mechanics. After the wave-like behavior of matter was first experimentally demonstrated in 1927, de Broglie won the Nobel Prize for Physics (in 1929).

Louis de Broglie was the sixteenth member elected to occupy seat 1 of the Académie française in 1944, and served as Perpetual Secretary of the French Academy of Sciences.  He was the first high-level scientist to call for establishment of a multi-national laboratory, a proposal that led to the establishment of the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN).

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“I think that the audience intuitively understands the idea of sampling and remixing stories”*…

Comedy songs and musical parodies have been around for ages. But the novelty song– a performance rooted in a gimmick– dates from the 1920s. Dickie Goodman was a master of that arcane form, one whose gimmick presaged the popular music era in which we live…

On November 6th, 1989, a guy named Dickie Goodman died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound. Ironically, this sad act marked the end for the creator of a specific kind of novelty record known as the “break-in.” Seen nowadays as a (dubious) precursor to sampling [see here], a “break-in” record is created by using clips of other songs to tell a story or perform a skit, usually with narration of some sort.

The written word cannot even begin to do the art form justice — and yes, it is an art form — so here’s an audio example by the king himself, Dickie Goodman. “Mr. Jaws” was a satire of the movie blockbuster Jaws, and was a Top 10 hit in the latter part of 1975.

… Jump back to 1956. Rock ‘n’ roll music is starting to really break through to the masses. The charts are full of records by Elvis, Chuck Berry, Fats Domino, Jerry Lee Lewis, and countless others. In the middle of 1956, two struggling songwriters named Bill Buchanan and Dickie Goodman created something that would finally put them on the map… but not as songwriters.

They decided to create a novelty record by writing a fake newscast about an alien invasion from outer space, but while they would ask the questions, the answers would be provided by musical snippets from popular records of the day. After a lot of shopping around and rejections, they finally created their own label and released “The Flying Saucer.”

Surprisingly, the record was a big hit, making it all the way to #3 on the Billboard chart and hitting the top of the charts in some local markets. Unsurprisingly, there were numerous lawsuits once the record became a hit. Most of the record labels that had a sample on “The Flying Saucer” sued Buchanan and Goodman for copyright infringement. The whole legal morass that followed is too much to detail here, but in the end it was decided that the record was a new work in the form of satire and wasn’t infringing on anyone’s copyright. It was one of those rare cases where the little guy actually won…

Goodman continued a balancing act over the next couple of decades between trying to be a legitimate songwriter and record producer, and creating more “break-in” records. He rubbed shoulders with the charts from time to time, but never had another big breakthrough until “Mr. Jaws” in 1975. Once that record came and went, he kept making novelty records periodically until his untimely end in 1989.

What’s really beautiful about Goodman’s novelty records — and this is a serious statement — is they’re excellent time capsules of different eras. Pick up any of his records and you’ll get an idea as to what was being played on the radio at the time. Wanna know what was big in 1969? Check out “On Campus.”…

Ol’ Dickie also left behind a nice sampling (no pun intended) of what was on the public’s mind as well. Communism, the flying saucer craze, the moon landing, campus unrest, Watergate, and the energy crisis were just a few topics covered by both the evening news and Goodman’s records. He also satirized television shows like Ben Casey, The Untouchables, Bonanza, Batman, and Happy Days among others, and various movies including Superfly, Shaft, King Kong, Star Wars, and E.T.

Keep in mind that these may look easy to do, but they’re not. Granted, anybody can throw one together (and many others have over the years), but to make one that’s actually funny is no simple task…

Honoring a pioneer: “Dickie Goodman and the Art of the ‘Break-In’ Record,” from @rebeatmag.

* DJ Spooky

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As we eulogize our elders, we might recall that the #1 song in the U.S, on this date in 2002 was “Always on Time,” by Ja Rule featuring Ashanti. It has been sampled (at least) 9 times since.

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February 23, 2024 at 1:00 am

“One thing I’ve learned over time is, if you hit a golf ball into water, it won’t float”*…

Happy New Year!

In the spirit of Tom Whitwell’s lists, Jason Kottke‘s collection of learnings from 2023-gone-by…

Purple Heart medals that were made for the planned (and then cancelled) invasion of Japan in 1945 are still being given out to wounded US military personnel.

The San Francisco subway system still runs on 5 1/4-inch floppies.

Bottled water has an expiration date — it’s the bottle not the water that expires.

Multicellular life developed on Earth more than 25 separate times.

Horseshoe crabs are older than Saturn’s rings.

Ernest Hemingway only used 59 exclamation points across his entire collection of works.

MLB broadcaster Vin Scully’s career lasted 67 seasons, during which he called a game managed by Connie Mack (born in 1862) and one Julio Urías (born in 1996) played in.

Almost 800,000 Maryland licence plates include a URL that now points to an online casino in the Philippines because someone let the domain registration lapse.

Dozens more at: “52 Interesting Things I Learned in 2023.”

* Arnold Palmer

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As we live and learn, we might spare a thought for Grace Brewster Murray Hopper; she died on this date in 1992.  A seminal computer scientist and Rear Admiral in the U.S. Navy, “Amazing Grace” (as she was known to many in her field) was one of the first programmers of the Harvard Mark I computer (in 1944), invented the first compiler for a computer programming language, and was one of the leaders in popularizing the concept of machine-independent programming languages– which led to the development of COBOL, one of the first high-level programming languages.

Hopper also (inadvertently) contributed one of the most ubiquitous metaphors in computer science: she found and documented the first computer “bug” (in 1947).

She has both a ship (the guided-missile destroyer USS Hopper) and a super-computer (the Cray XE6 “Hopper” at NERSC) named in her honor.

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January 1, 2024 at 1:00 am