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Readers who have wondered about the utility of Quora can discover at least one example here…

• yo momma’s so mean, she has no standard deviation.
• A infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says “We don’t serve infectious diseases.” The infectious disease says “Well, you’re not a very good host.”
• A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says “We don’t serve neutrinos in this bar.” The neutrino says “Hey, I was just passing through.”
• A wife asks her husband, a software engineer: “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!” A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, “Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?” He replied, “They had eggs.”
• The Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs boson in here. The Higgs boson says, “But without me how can you have mass?”
• Two men walk into a bar and the first one says, ” I would like some H20.” Then  the second man says, “That sounds good I will have H20 too.” Then the second man died.

Many more at “What are some funny nerd jokes?”

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As we titter technologically, we might recall that it was on this date in 1988 that the first “computer worm” was unleashed.  The phrase was coined in in John Brunner’s 1975 novel, The Shockwave Rider; but the first worm was written and released thirteen years later by Robert Tappan Morris, a Cornell University computer science graduate student.  Morris also has the distinction of being the first person tried and convicted under the 1986 federal Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.

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