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In praise of punctiliousness…

On August 10 the website of the Athens [Georgia] Banner-Herald ran the headline “Man asked to clean up after dog pulls gun.”

It has subsequently been changed.

Via World Wide Words, where editor Michael Quinion also quotes from an article in The Independent on 12 August about the Australian general election: “On the campaign trail and addressing a Liberal Party event in the city of Melbourne [opposition leader Tony] Abbott said: ‘No one — however smart, however well-educated, however experienced — is the suppository of all wisdom’.”

Indeed.  (And lest one think there’s little at stake, this.)

[image above, via Nora Wilkinson]

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As we disagree with Vampire Weekend, we might send addled birthday greetings to an empress of ellipses and exclamation points, Jacqueline Susann; she was born on this date in 1921.  Having been disappointed by her luck as an actress and a model, Ms. Susann turned to the typewriter.  Her first novel, Every Night, Josephine (featuring her poodle), was a best-seller.  Her second, Valley of the Dolls was the best-seller:  it topped the chart for 22 weeks, and by the time of Susann’s death in 1974, had sold over 17 million copies, making it the best-selling novel of all time.  Its current cumulative sales of 30 million puts it in a dead heat with Gone With the Wind, One Hundred Years of Solitude, and To Kill a Mockingbird).

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Written by LW

August 20, 2013 at 1:01 am

What we have here is a failure to communicate…

Summer’s ending, and with it, the Summer Reading Season…  So, as readers shift back into gear, and think back over the books that occupied their breaks, Dan Wilbur offers Better Book Titles, where one will find such clarifying emendations as:

AKA, Guns, Germs, and Steel: Jared Diamond

AKA, The Symposium: Plato

AKA, The DaVinci Code: Dan Brown

AKA, The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo: Stieg Larsson

One can find many, many more– and submit one’s own– here.

As we vacuum the sand from our volumes, we might wish a happy birthday to author Jacqueline Susann; she was born on this date in 1921.  Having been disappointed by her luck as an actress and a model, Ms. Susann turned to the typewriter.  Her first novel, Every Night, Josephine (or as Better Book Titles might have it, My Poodle and Me), was a best-seller.  Her second, Valley of the Dolls (or, a la BBT, Booze, Babes, and Pills) was the best-seller:  it topped the chart for 22 weeks, and by the time of Susann’s death in 1974, had sold over 17 million copies, making it the best-selling novel of all time.  According to The Internet Public Library, it’s still Number One, with current cumulative sales of 30 million (two million copies ahead of runner-up Gone With the Wind).

Jacqueline Susann (source)

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