Archive for August 2009
What’s Twitter good for?…
“Justin”:
I’m 28. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says
For instance…
You know, sometimes it’s nice having you around. But now ain’t one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we’re not watching this bullshit.
Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me.
The dog is not bored, it’s a fucking dog. It’s not like he’s waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He’s a god damned dog.
Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn’t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.
Don’t touch the bacon, it’s not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and I’ll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing.
One can join the other 165,471 folks following Justin (user name: shitmydadsays) by clicking here.
As we listen to all the little birdies go tweet, tweet, tweet, we might recall that the very first U.S. National Skeet Shooting Championships concluded (in Cleveland, Ohio) on this date in 1935…
source: CarolinaRegion.com
Resolved: The Burning Issue of Burning Man…

The United Nations Unconventional Culture Commission (UNUCC) has just declared Burning Man an Abnormal Behavior Containment Safe Zone in accordance with the Stockholm Plan for Abnormal Behavior Containment.
UNUCC encourages all abnormal persons to assemble in this ABC Safe Zone and assures that the international community will not interfere with any abnormal behaviors within. Burning Man represents the first real test of the Stockholm Plan, which outlines the use of safe zones to control abnormal persons and dissipate their weirdness far away from the world community.

(Thanks, Laughing Squid)
As we relax our defenses, we might sketch a congratulatory card for Robert Crumb, cartoonist extraordinaire (and subject of a stunningly-good documentary :-), born on this date in 1943.
The whole universe is completely insane!!
The Hall of Unsung Singers…

Bill Kirchen is one of those guys… a musician’s musician, talented enough to perform regularly with the likes of Elvis Costello, Emmylou Harris, and Nick Lowe, at the same time that he’s at low-to-no risk of being accosted by the celebrity-obsessed masses…
With thanks to the terrific folks at TMM and KUT in Austin, a little something for a Saturday morning (do listen far enough in to get to Kirchen’s roster of other folks who “pull over”)…
As we tap our toes, we might recall that it was on this date in 1966 that the Beatles said “thank you, and goodnight” for the last time– at the end of their last public concert, at Candlestick Park in San Francisco.
source: RareBeatles.com
Self-Portrait…

While excavating a Victorian site in Trowbridge (in Wiltshire), scientists unearthed a fossilised squid (Belemnotheutis antiquus) so well preserved that they were able to draw a picture of it using its own 150 million-year-old ink.
Dr. Phil Wilby, who led the excavation:
Normally you would find only the hard parts like the shell and bones fossilised but there are a handful of locations around the world where soft preservation of the muscle, guts and gills has taken place. We think that these creatures were swimming around during the Jurassic period and were turned to stone soon after death. It’s called the Medusa affect. They can be dissected as if they are living animals, you can see the muscle fibres and cells. It is difficult to imagine how you can have something as soft and sloppy as an ink sac fossilised in three dimension, still black, and inside a rock that is 150 million years old. The structure is similar to ink from a modern squid so we can write with it…. We felt that drawing the animal with it would be the ultimate self-portrait… I suppose we could theoretically use it for food colouring, too, but I don’t think I will try tasting it.
As we get in touch with our inner Nemos, we muse that it was on this date in 1973 that “Monster Mash”– featuring the vocal stylings (and personally-created sound effects) of Bobby “Boris” Pickett and the Crypt-Kickers (which included the astounding Leon Russell and producer Gary Paxton)– went gold for the second time, selling over twice as many copies– over 2 milion– as its first time around (in 1962).
For all of its popular success, MM was differentially received by the cognoscenti. Elvis Presley thought “Monster Mash” was one of the dumbest songs ever recorded. “I was a real Elvis fan,” Pickett recalled. “One day after the song had become a hit, I bumped into this girl who used to hang around Elvis’ house in Los Angeles. So I asked her, ‘How’s the King?’ “Well, he hates your record, Bobby,’ she said. When I asked why, she told me, ‘He thinks it’s the stupidest thing he’s ever heard. “So I said, ‘Well, whoever liked him anyway?’ I don’t think he knew who Boris Karloff was, to tell you the truth.” Although Karloff was alive when the record was released, Pickett never met him. “I heard that he was in a record store and was buying my album, which had ‘Monster Mash” on it, and a friend on mine was there and said, ‘Oh, Mr. Karloff, I know the young man who did the song and he’s a real big fan of yours.’ And Karloff said, ‘I love his record.’ So I was thrilled.”
source: Branson General Store
Even more graphic!…
Your correspondent promises to rest his obsession with visualization (at least briefly)– but not before sharing this helpful round-up from the naughty-but-nice folks at COED Magazine: “The 50 Funniest Internet Infographics“… some will be already familiar to long-time readers, as they’ve been featured here before; many others, likely new…
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As we loosen our belts we might reconsider that toga, as it was on this date in 55 BCE (or very nearabouts, scholars suggest) that Julius Caesar and his Roman force first invaded Britain. Contrary to a rather widely-held belief, Caesar did not on this occasion say “veni, vidi, vici.” Rather, he wrote those famous words in a report to Rome in 47 BCE after defeating Pharnaces II of Pontus at Zela (in Asia Minor– in just five days… and with no pants).
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