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Don’t we all?…

Hi, my name’s Trevor, and I look like Barack Obama. I’ve had lots of people stop me on the streets, ask me about taxes and healthcare and things like that, and I thought I’d create a website to clarify that I am, in fact, NOT Barack Obama. Please note:

1. I am NOT Barack Obama, we just look alike.
2. We are not in any way related (to the best of my knowledge).
3. I am not the president of the United States.
So please, if you see me on the street, don’t come up to me asking if I’m Barack Obama. I’m not. He has bodyguards and dresses better. If you’re walking down the street, and think you see Barack Obama, WAIT, do not go up to him, because it might just be me…

The resemblance is not only skin deep. We have many non-physical similarities. Barack wanted to be president. I have wanted to be president. Barack used to live in Chicago. I live in Chicago. Barack went to college. I went to college. Barack was a senator. I was a patrol leader in the boy scouts.
But then, there are many physical similarities. We’re both approximately the same height, different by only a few inches. Our hair is about the same length, though he curls his hair so it’s hard to tell.
Let’s look at our faces. Overall, our faces are about the same. Same number of eyes, noses, ears. But let’s look deeper. Let’s look at the facial structure.

I drew all sorts of lines all over the images to make it look like facial recognition stuff. Notice how similar the lines are! It’s not just coincidence! We really look alike.

More amazement at I Look Like Barack Obama.

As we remind ourselves that no two snowflakes are exactly alike, we might recall that it was on this date in 1964 that The Warren Commission released its report (three days after presenting it to President Johnson), concluding that Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone, assassinated President John F. Kennedy, and that that was all there was to it.

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Written by LW

September 27, 2010 at 12:01 am

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